Yo mama's...Ugly

Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to get a baby drunk to breastfeed it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Year	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Poor Mama	The Businessman's Lucky Seat
Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Dirty Tricks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Old Ladies and The Flasher
Peanut In Your Ear	Blonde & Turtle	Chuckie Cheese Please	Six Feet Under The Sheets
Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Ghost Story	This Joke is Bananas!	The Teacher's Gift
Blonde in Grocery Store	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Lift Off	Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...
What Has 100 Teeth?	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Blonde Counting Sheep	Fifty-Dollar Bet
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Suicide Attempt	Marriage Requirments	Yo mama sooooo dumb
Yo mama's So Stupid	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Hoshimota
Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	The Housebroken Redneck
Yo mama's so fat... hospital	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Yo mama's So Fat	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	And You're Not Even Drunk	Yo mama's So Fat	Finder's keepers
Women and Pool Tables	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Tornado and Redneck Divorce
A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim