Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What's Rough and Hairy?	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Grandma	Osama's Valentine
Yo mama's So Old	The 11th Commandment	Monster Valentine	Christmas Bonus
Blonde Counting Sheep	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Lift Off	Q & A...Shower
Blonde Pooltable	Confucious...Baseball	What's Worse?	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Brunette Shopping	The Dough Boyz	Blonde Cross Road	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Blonde in the Morning	Snow Off-White	Lesbian Eskimo
Snack Food	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Blonde and House	Dynamite!
Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Sliding Doors
Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Be Careful What You Wish For	An Ugly Position	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Flies in a Lightbulb	Honda	Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup
Blondes and Ice Cubes	Clinton's Finished Now	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Bad reception
Men With No Arms or Legs	Bathtub Anxieties	Yo mama's So Old	Space Shuttle Redneck
Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Ambition