Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Cow with No Legs	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus
Think About It	Bill Gates and General Motors	Go To The LMV	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think
George Bush is So Stupid...	Yo mama's So Poor	Dead Blonde in Closet	Yo mama's So Fat
Eat Your Vegetables	X-Miss	Free Sex Contestants	Splish Splash Through the Field
Hot Revenge	Air Head on a Beer	Tales From The Shire	You're So Poor...Christmas
Good for the Heart	Yo mama's So Stupid	Hot Revenge	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods
Yo mama's So Fat	Newlyweds	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so fat... road	Cook	Blonde Ice Fishing	A helping hand
Limbless Prostitute	JFKaput	Quickie	Trade Talks
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Yo mama's So Stupid	Ear Condoms	Olllllld Lawyer
Doe a Deer	West Virginian Women	Monica's Deposition	Icy Blonde
Blonde Laugh	Mmm...Smells Good	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around	Three Girls Meet the Fairy
Yo mama's smile	Your teeth are so busted...