Vending Machine and Blonde

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?

A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What's Rough and Hairy?	Act Of God	Blonde Rows of Corn	Carefully Placed Periods
Redneck Family Values	POV	Husbands' Performance	Fishing for a Week
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Yum!
Playing Doctor	Perfect Penis	Erin Go Bra Shopping	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Blonde Nurse	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Good Girl...Bad Girl
Redneck Wedding	Yo mama's So Old	Adam Talks All About Eve	Bob Dole
Yo Mama's So Old	Higher Larnin'	First Cut is the Deepest	Late AGAIN
Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Things Found Only In America	The Answer
Curd and Rod	What's Your Poison?	One-Armed Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck
Brunette Shopping	Dr. Doctor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Daddies Bond Over a Beer
First Class Blondie	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	Work Blows	The Housebroken Redneck
Another Weekend At The Home	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scale	Good for the Heart	Old Lady Shakes
GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt	Straight Leper Flush