Yo mama's so fat... hospital

Yo' mama is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lost with Translation	What Are Politics?	Optimistic Jack	M&M's
Genital Mutilation is Funny	Blondes Strike Back	Redneck Anthem	Lawyers vs Prostitutes
Don't Step Out of the Car	Moms and Their Snooping	The Christmas Elf Massacre	Jingle Balls
Who Let The Blondes Out?	Jack and Jill II	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Cow with No Legs
Pool	Engineering In Hell	How Bill and Hillary Really Met	Ending It All
A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	You're So Poor	Blonde Overdue	Yo mama's So Dumb
Family Honor	Friendly Neighbors	What do puppies and gynecologists...	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
Yo mama's So Hairy	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Three Hellos	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Dr. Feelgood	Blonde Car Hijinx!	Extra-Large Condoms	Dikfer
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	One-Armed Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Condit vs. Clinton
Suicidal Blonde	Special Remedy	Blonde Basement	Yo mama's So Stupid
One day a hunter was walking...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Death Row in Women's Prison	Yo mama's...Ugly
Jokes On You, Teacher	Headache