I feel like chicken tonight

Why did George Bush cross the road?

Beause his penis was stuck in the chicken!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Guess Who?	Yo mama's smile	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Yo mama's So Stupid
Bufallo Billy	Birth Control	First Day Out	Slippery Doorknob
Monks Made a Mistake	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Baldy Pants	Yo mama's So Hairy
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Hole in One	Blonde at Starbucks	After the Honeymoon...
Blonde Nurse	Condom Size Tester	Blonde Driver	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Liberal Jokes	Monday Night Osama	Splish Splash Through the Field	Redneck Family Values
Blonde Snowman	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	A Few Good Men	Screw The World
Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Yo mama's so fat... belt	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3
Yo Mama's So Fat... License	One-Armed Blonde	Toe Curl	Blonde - Mating Call
Taxation	At the Pharmacy	Sign On The Brothel	Clinton's Favorite Things
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Peckers	Blonde State of Mind	Yo mama's So Fat
Democrat's Concession	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Wright, Right?	Mouth Organ
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Gay Midget