Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?

A: To keep his ankles warm!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Beer Consumption	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Women's Bits
Vampires in a Bar	Iraqi Funerals	Ding Dong	Jingle Balls
The First Profession	Flour Patch	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Sex Relatively Speaking
Yummy Mama	Blonde's Favorite Group	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Microsoft in Detroit?
Joke Written By and For Retards	Still Together	Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck Bubble Baths
Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Lawyer Stamps	Yo mama's so stupid...	God Save The Dairy Queen	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy
Bush Has a Short One	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yo mama's...Curb
Chuckie Cheese Please	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Two Things In The Air	Rules For Work
Yo mama's So Stupid	Special Remedy	Elephant and Man	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous
The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Jane's Addiction	What Do I Look Like?
Tap Dancin'	Mom's Sponge	Scags Who Blew Bill	Osama is Celebate
PC Pot	God and Men's Sex Lives