Blonde Crossing

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said, ''DON'T WALK.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mmm...Smells Good	Brace yourself	The Love Dress	Lay off
Virgin Trucker	Four Worms and a Funeral	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	It Burns
Fishing for a Week	Crab Cakes	She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes	Legalese
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Four Men and Their Dogs	Tickle Me Dirty Politics	The Blonde and the Worm
Redneck...Bath	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy	Survivor for Alabamans
You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Redneck Baby	Sports and Virility	Bishop And The Ass
Hiding In The Closet	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Split Up The Middle	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Paris Native	Yo mama's nasty!	Thermos and Blonde
Railroad Redneck	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Squeaky Clean	Foul-Mouthed Hockey
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Taliban Bingo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	The Blondes and the Rocking Party
Elephant Time	Tennis Balls	Testing, Testing	Gary Condit's Clock
Little Green Balls	Corpsalicious!	Ancient Chinese Torture	Five Minutes to Midnight
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's... easy