Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Arrow	POV	Redneck Haircut	Redneck Wedding
Yo Mama so Bald	Canni Ball!	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Mirror, Mirror
The Teacher's Gift	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...fat	Divided By A Common Language
Yo mama's So Stupid	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Cyber-Blonde 3	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Poor	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Things Just Fallin' Off	Redneck Ghost Story
Sports and Virility	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	What's That, Tampon?
Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Birdy	Shipwrecked	Scags Who Blew Bill
Computer Breasts	Yo Mama's Glasses	Toe Curl	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi
A Blonde's Brain At Work	Red Ball Express	Blonde and Doorknobs	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde Girlfriend	Nudist Camp	Girls and Planes	Florida Orange Growers
Pound for Pound	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Smokey the Bear	Gator Bite
Gross Siamese Tongue	You Might Be A Redneck	Blonde in Disguise	Yo Mama's So Stupid
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	I'll Give You...