Politically Speaking

"My uncle ran for Senate last year."

"Really? What does he do now?"

"Nothing. He got elected."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's smile	Loose Potatoes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Yo mama's so fat... fell over
Yo mama's So Old	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Blonde & Turtle	Unlikely
Hanging with Blondes	Yo mama's...Fat	American Divorce	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee
Blonde in a Snowstorm	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	What's The Difference, Yo?	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde
The Great Crab Escape	Knock knock... Britney Spears	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
Redneck Shopper	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Dinner's On The Table	Chilled Crabs
Monica's New Boyfriend	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Constipation	Twelve Inch Pianist	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Little People have little...
Three Hellos	Redneck Hitchiker	Hard Drive	A very successful lawyer parked his...
Latex Gloves	Yo mama's So Stupid	Brain Cell	Hot Revenge
Work Blows	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Yo mama's...Ugly
Monica's New Boyfriend	People Really Said These Things In Court	Olllllld Lawyer	Tickle These, Elmo
Free Sex Contestants	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer