The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?

They both go down in the name of the president.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Occupy This	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	High Sperm Count
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	3 Wishes	Canni Ball!
Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Can't Take You Anywhere	Be Careful With That Viagra
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Pool	Yo Mama Road Sign	Getting Old
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	An Egyptian man is walking...	Redneck Grandma	One Good Deed
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	One hungry Bush...	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
Lawyer Stamps	Yo mama's So Ugly	Men's English	Yo Mama's So Stank
Chores on the Farm	Blonde Cell Death	Blind Skydivers	Tap Dancin'
Blonde Road Crossing	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	One hungry Bush...	Fat Chance
What is red and green?	You Might Be A Redneck	Runny Noodle	Clinton Poll
The Painter & Her Eyesight	What Men Need Most	Bush and Bill	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi
Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo mama's...Useless	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass	Tasties in a Half Shell
National Pastime	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip