Yo mama's so short...

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat	Airplane Hijinx	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Blondes Strike Back
Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Three Hellos	Weiner Eater	Yo Mama's So Ugly
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Gay Midget	Jackass	Can't Take You Anywhere
Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Tank Girl	Yo mama's so fat... bath	Redneck's Medical Dictionary
Disarming the Guard	Paper Street	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Snow Off-White	Stupid Blonde	Yo mama's...Fat	Little Voice
The Dough Boyz	Virgins in Caves	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Toothbrush Salesman
A Roomful of Rednecks	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Bush and Gore, together again	The Blonde Hostess
Clinton & A Screwdriver	Call Me Back	Arctic Hooker	Dirty Knees
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Yo mama's so fat... beeper
Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	How To Sell Lawnmowers	Bush's Tragedy	They''re Grrrrrreat
Fast Food	Art Gallery Nudes	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Ice Cream
Deer Tracks	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman