Attention-Seeking Redneck

What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Counting Condoms	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Stinkin' Proof
Yo mama's...Easy	Beatles	Highly Illogical	Crab Cakes
Confessions Of Sodom	Redneck Spelling Test	What Didja Learn?	Reagan and Clinton
Iraqi Funerals	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Obese Michigan Mammas
Yo' Face So Greasy	Confusing Blonde	Chuckie Cheese Please	Milking it
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's so fat... road	You Might Be A Redneck...Custody	Snack Food
You So Ugly	Blonde & Cruise	We take you now to the Oval Office	Four Men and Their Dogs
Wet Lawyers	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish
Iranians	Things Just Fallin' Off	Malcolm in the Puddle	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Viva Las Vegas	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick	Getting Flowers
Pre-Paid Plan	Princess Di and Thomas	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Authentic Grafitti
Pharmacist Phun	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Inventions
Get yo fingers bit	Yo mama's So Old