Yo mama's so fat... fell over

Yo' mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

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Yo mama's So Old	Office English Dictionary	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Another Dumb Blonde
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Blow in the Blonde's	Yo mama's So Small	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Yo mama's So Poor	Politics and Golf	Government vs. Mafia	Redneck Death
Yo mama's So Poor	Fat Dude	Potential & Reality	Add It Up: Relationship Guide
Dead Blonde in Closet	You Work for the Government When:	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Three nuns die and go to heaven....
Yo mama's so Stupid	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	Joke Written By and For Retards	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Yo mama's So Hairy	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Clinton Stew
God Save The Dairy Queen	Blonde Boobies	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Chin nuts
A Natural Blind	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Blonde Girlfriend
Bulimic Bachelor Party	Paris Native	Penis Requests a Raise	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
Ark-N-Saw	Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road	Yo mama's...Fat	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Liberal Jokes	Red Ball Express