More Zombie Baby Jokes

Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.

How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.

What's more fun then a barrel of monkeys?
A barrel of zombie babies.

What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.

What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.

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