If You Could!

"If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef."

"If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Girl...Bad Girl	Good Year	Yo mama's So Poor	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List
Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Microsoft in Detroit?	Peanut In Your Ear	Jungle Fever
Roman Warrior	Code for Love	24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
Jingle Balls	Yo mama's So Flat	Three Blondes	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal
Osama in the Holy Land	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl	With Andy Rooney	Genie-wine
Yo mama's...Stupid	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo mama's So Stupid	Politician Walking
Saddam Hussein	Politically Speaking	747	Lawyers in Lust
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Bush Has a Short One	Bad Lawyer
Bug's Mind	Watch and Learn	World War III	Blonde and License Plates
You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	In the back woods of Arkansas...	HMO Executive	Blonde Ambition
Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Return the Dog	Executive Rimmin'	Glories of old age
Hot 'n' Heavy	Sign On The Brothel	PC Three Little Pigs	Yum!
No More Labor Pains	Daddies Bond Over a Beer