Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry

I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Elephant Tampon	You Might Be A Redneck If... Family	Airplane Hijinx	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match
You might be a redneck if your daddy...	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Blonde Puzzle	A Brief Visit to the Doctor
Yo mama's so stupid...	Blonde Cell Death	Weiner Eater	Yo mama's So Stupid
Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Tickle These, Elmo	Clinton's Favorite Things
Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Yo mama's So Stupid	Line of Blondes	We're Studying Hard
Microsoft in Detroit?	Blonde Looking for a Job	Adam Talks All About Eve	Yo mama's So Hairy
Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama's Underwear	One Minute Maid	Blond Father
The Skeleton	Redneck Family Values	Fooled You	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
Hooked On Dem Jets	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Brain Cell	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Sign On The Brothel	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde - Death in the Family	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron
And You're Not Even Drunk	Four Worms and a Funeral	Yo mama's so ugly	Drastic Diet
The Jewish Vote	Yo mama's...Stupid