Yo mama's...Forklift

Yo Mama is so fat that you have to spread her legs with a forklift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Definite Definition	The Lord Will Provide	Condit vs. Clinton	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...
Trapped Inside a Whale	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bill Gates and General Motors	Holy Water
Genital Mutilation is Funny	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	The corporate ladder	Clinton & KFC
Flour Patch	Blonde and Dictionary	Rope a Dope	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up
Ultimate Rejection	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Bob Dole	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
God Save The Dairy Queen	Yo mama's So Fat	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Blonde Girlfriend
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Record	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Runny Noodle	Special Remedy
Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas	Get On The Bus	Twisted Baby Joke	The Wet and the Blonde
Blonde and Doorknobs	Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo mama's So Ugly	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...
Lip Service	You at the Yard Sale	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Blond with a cell phone
I'll Give You...	Men Two Hobbies	The Newlywed Game	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass
Bus Incident	I'll Give You...	Consulting Fun	Dating vs. Marriage
Yo mama's...Dumb	Yo Mama's So Dumb