Redneck Anthem

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde on Socialism	Drivers' Ed	Blondes and Waterskiing	A Prayer Before Dying
Drink up	Sports and Virility	Difference Boy & Girl	Horny Toad
Be Careful With That Viagra	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Nursery Crimes	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Stank	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Shriveled Lovin'	Scags Who Blew Bill
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Doe a Deer	The Fishing Spot	Chores on the Farm
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Dinner's Ready!	Yo mama so dirty...
Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Sliding Doors	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Poor
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Morning at the White House	Tasty, tasty fat!	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Yo mama's So Ugly	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Nuns on the Run	Sex Relatively Speaking
Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Yo Mama Golden Arches	Florida Orange Growers	Life Saver
Blonde Horse Ranch	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	I Still Don't Get It
I've Got Shingles	Blonde With Braces	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
Yo mama's smile	Get yo fingers bit