Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior

Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?

He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

List of Short Books	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Blonde Pooltable	Yo mama's So Stupid
Clinton & KFC	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	Blonde...Bananas
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so hairy...	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Blonde on Fire
Half-Brainiac	Baby Drink	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	The Love Dress
Poor Boy's Christmas	Euro-English Instead of German	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Redneck Toasts	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs
Capitalism for Dummies	Sensitive Men	Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Mama in a Tight Shirt
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Gum
Blonde's Coffin	Racists and Lightbulbs	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Hard Drive	You're So Ugly
Yo Mama the Gourmet	Blonde and Tracks	A Little Testy	Dick 2 Balls
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo mama's so ugly	Smokey the Bear	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...
Yo Mama Road Sign	Yo mama's...Fat