No Arms, No Legs... Urinal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a urinal?

Dick.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Al Gore's Piercings
Yo mama's So Poor	Monster Mystery	Arkansas Scholars	Pool
Blonde House Party	Monster Valentine	Potential & Reality	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...
Be Careful What You Wish For	Fart Glossary	Multi-Balls	Suicidal Blonde
What a stupid mama!	Keep It In Your Pants	Viagra Diet	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Yo mama so fat...	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Blonde in the Morning	Yo Mama's So Old	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Professor of Logic
Chin nuts	Paris Native	FLAT BLONDE	A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...
The difference between boiling water and	Redneck Fly-swatter	Finder's keepers	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
It Burns	Really Sick	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	Blondes and cow patties
Peeing Leprechaun	Call Me Back	Le Stinkers	Archeological Gag
Yo Mama... Shotgun	Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Flat
Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	Clinton's Finished Now