Fire Truck

Q: Why is a fire truck red?

A: If someone pulled your hose you would turn red too.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Topless Sunbather	Potatoes Hotatoes	Adam and Eve
Yo mama's...Stupid	Elephant Tampon	Reagan and Clinton	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Closer to God	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Haircut
Guns don't kill....	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Vampire Date	The Painter & Her Eyesight
Icy Blonde	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Six Hours to Live
Bob Dole's Underwear	Name Those Tracks	Whitehouse Parrot	George W. Bush was caught breaking
Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Brunette Shopping	A manager walks into his office...	The Quotable Marion Barry
Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Helisoft	Windows 666	Redneck Bubble Baths
Redneck Yardwork	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Fat	Dikfer
Blonde - Detectives	Carefully Placed Periods	Scags Who Blew Bill	Definition of Agony
Never Seen A Priest	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Jedi II	Headache
Three Couples, No Sex	Yo Mama's Like the Pilsbury Doughboy	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	Leper Stew
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Trapped Inside a Whale