Why'd The Redneck?

Why'd the redneck cross the road? Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's First	Hairclub for Women	Dear Diarrhea	Four Worms and a Funeral
A manager walks into his office...	Yo mama's So Old	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
Learning to Fly	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	The Wet and the Blonde	The Leper
Redneck Fly-swatter	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	In All the Land	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...
Yo mamma's so retarded...	Dr. Doctor	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Stuck in the middle
Not Going To Try This Again	What do puppies and gynecologists...	FLAT BLONDE	Gay Midget
The Great Crab Escape	Farmer Joe and his Mule	That's A Buncha Bull	Tasty, tasty fat!
Dog Days	69	What's A Truncheon?	I Still Don't Get It
Sign On The Brothel	Please pass the mayo	This Little Piggy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
Yo mama's so stupid	Lip Service	Blond with a cell phone	Yo mama's So Poor
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Hole in One	Dating a Prostitute	The Lawyer and the Roadkill
Why did the blonde get fired...	The Geography of Men and Women	Smoke It	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant
Yard Work Sign Language	What's green and smells like ...