You So Ugly

You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Getting Flowers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	yo mama is so fat....
In The Navy	If Ever You're Choking...	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	The Blonde and the Worm
Roadkill	Easter Egg Hunt	Whitehouse Parrot	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...
George W. Bush was caught breaking	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Wal-marks the spot	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Lesbian Harem	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Lepechaun at Augusta	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Redneck Sex Ed	Jew Unit	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section
Snow	Juicy Squirt	What is red and green?	Shop At WalRusMart
Drowning Lawyer	Yo mama's So Fat	Sign On The Brothel	Breakfast of Champions
Hey fatty	Le Stinkers	The 69ers	Homosexual
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Broom Factory	Pickmeup	Yo Mama's So Poor
Blonde's Appendicitis	Yo mama's so stupid...	Whitehouse Parrot	Yo mama's...Skinny
Who Let The Blondes Out?	Yo mama's...Stupid	Toothbrush Salesman	Butt Question
Caution: Condom Crossing	I scream for ice cream