Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo mama's...Stupid	Deadbeat in a Bar	Baby Drink
Blonde Pooltable	Code for Love	Yo mama's So Stupid	Cannibals
The Blonde Flight Attendant	Pool	Monica's New Boyfriend	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
Redneck Honeymoon	Gum	Hanging With Rednecks	Chillin' Biddies
Redneck's Medical Dictionary	A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	Homeward Blonde	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Yo mama's So Fat	Politically Speaking	Pitching a Tent
Confusing Blonde	Monday Night Osama	Playing Doctor	Yo mama's So Poor
Elephant and Prostitute	Rastavirgins	Sex Advice	Pee On A Ferrari
Hanging with Blondes	Ten Cents	Dog Talk	Blonde Braincells
Dynamite!	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Blonde and a Pig	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
J.Lo and doorknobs	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Ugly	Baking Blondes
Gross Grandma	Code for Love	Dr. Doctor	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's