Lawyer or Ass?
|A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, All lawyers are assholes.
A man sitting in the corner shouts, I take offense to that!
The pissed-off guy asks him, Why? Are you a lawyer?
He replies, No, I'm an asshole.
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