Birth Control

Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?

They're called "Predickamints!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Golfer	Clinton and a lightbulb	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Yo mama is so dumb...
Osama is Celebate	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Blonde on the Run	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys
Gay Picnic	Yo mama's...Easy	The Farmer's Daughters	Yo mama's So Poor
Laxative Cough Therapy	Avon Calling	Yo mama's...Skinny	A Definite Definition
Blonde Horse Sense	Blonde and Prawn	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Red Ring
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Star Dreck	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Upside Down Blonde
Dr. Doctor	Gary Condit's Pants	Grandpa Gets Off	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Two Hookers	Sensitive Men	And You're Not Even Drunk	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks	Women vs. Dog Poop	Chair Man of the Board	Fishing For a Sale
Lepechaun at Augusta	Clinton's Bookmarks	Difference!	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Yo mama's...Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Substituting Rats for Lawyers
Y'might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama's Like the Pilsbury Doughboy	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Okie Jokie
Texas Talkin'	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt