Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise

Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on asprin.

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Monica's Deposition	New Priest In Town	Yo momma so stupid...	Corn Flakes
Office English Dictionary	I've Got Shingles	Pickle in the Pants	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road
Poor Blonde	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Flour Patch	Jingle Balls
Fast Food	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Yo mama's So Fat	Be Careful With That Viagra
Potato in the Pants	High Stakes	Snakeskin Punny	Three Drunk Men
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Goose & Lawyer	Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Keep It In Your Pants
Modern Science	Blonde in a Round Room	Inventions	Connection Between Star Trek and TP
Baby Drink	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Blonde Horses	The New 69
Dumb Crooks Roundup	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Stooooopid Mama	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass
Me, I want a hoola hoop	Walk the Walk	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Yo Mama... B#$%*
Brunette Meets Genie	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2
A Few Good Men	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Wonder Bra	Tickle These, Elmo
Blonde Kidnapper	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...