Squeaky Clean

One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin. She says, 'Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.' The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep. In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?'

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