Al Gore's Piercings

Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?

He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saddam Hussein	Yo mama's So Poor	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Comfortable
Pickle Slicer	Dumb mama joke	Three men were in a sauna...	You Might Be A Redneck
Pickmeup	Cannibals	I Nearly Pissed Myself	Whitehouse Parrot
Knights And Birth Control Limerick	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Yo mama's...Fat
Fart Glossary	Runny Noodle	The Millennium Kid	Yo mama so fat...
First Class	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Clinton & A Screwdriver
Plaster Lawyers	Yo mama's...Ugly	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3
Ark-N-Saw	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
Bin Laid	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Shriveled Lovin'	Redneck At The Restaurant
Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Yo mama's...So Hairy	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Wizard of Oz
Yo Mama's So Hairy	Swicth Hands	Yo mama's So Stupid	Easter Blondies
Bishop And The Ass	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Yo mama's So Poor	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet
The Blonde and the Deodorant	First Class Blondie