You're A Redneck If...

You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Looking for a Job	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Dirty Tricks	Pickle Slicer
Yo mama's so fat... first word	Yo mama's So Ugly	Whistle While You Twurk	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Wal-marks the spot	Flour Patch	Mommy, Mommy!
You Might Be A Redneck	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Satisfaction	Picture perfect
The Great Wiener Caper	Like Father Like Son	Get On The Bus	Baby Drink
Yo mama's So Ugly	Zip It. Zip It Good.	Cris Cross	Guess Who?
Dump List	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction
Scot Got Naught	What a Gasser	Stupid Blonde	Crab Cakes
Rump Roastin'	Yo mama's So Lazy	Icy Blonde	3 Men, 3 Wishes
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Dirty Tricks	Made in Canada	Eating is a Sport
I Still Don't Get It	A manager walks into his office...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	On the Rooftop
The Archaeologist's Wife	Blondes and Pickles	Chicken Crossfire	Dump List
There she blows	Wanted: Dead Or Alive