Rooster Prozac

Why was the rooster so unhappy?

Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Elevator Scene	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Plaster Lawyers	Stained
Rise and Shine	Little-Known Facts	Clinton & KFC	Pervert Psychiatrist
Yo mama's So Stupid	Designated drunkard	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	High Sperm Count
Yo mama is FUGLY	Hide the Duke	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	First Class Blondie
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Plaster Lawyers	Lesbian Harem
Yo Mama's so stupid... glass	Hot Revenge	Poor Blonde	Impressing Women
Made in Canada	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	One-Armed Blonde	Heaven's Gate
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Wizard of Oz	President Clinton & the Pope	You Big Tomato
A Definite Definition	Sports and Virility	Red Ball Express	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
The Engineer's Love Life	What's Rough and Hairy?	Hand me downs	747
Sin and Shame	Yo mama's so stupid	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Honeymoon
Women Pass Less Gas	Flies on Poo	Smokin' Dope	Christmas Bonus
The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie	Comfortable