Dinner's On The Table

Q. What do lesbians cook for dinner?

A. They don't. They eat out!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Vibrators and Soybeans	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	White House Visitors	The Scott's Pocket Watch
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Elevator Scene	What Are Ya, Chicken?	George and Laura Bush were on a private...
Trapped Inside a Whale	Yo mama's So Poor	The First Profession	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Banana Peel	Arkansas Toothbrush	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Why I Am So Tired	Stuffing
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Yo mama's... Poor	Blonde and License Plates	A Horse Walks Into a Bar
Confucious	You So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor	Essential Army Stealth Equipment
The Raffle	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Sex Advice
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	Blondes and Candles	Bin Laid
Yo mama's...Curb	Three Girls Go Camping	Redneck Home Improvement	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out
Watch the Birdie	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Iraqi Law	Yo Mama Bath
I've Got Shingles	How Many Interns?	It's Open Lawyer Season!	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Bulimic Bachelor Party