Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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Split Up The Middle	The Cross-Eyed Cow	yo mama is so fat....	What's Black?
Yo mama's So Ugly	Parakeet Cereal	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Golf Fatality
Redneck Pants	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton's Interns
Rookie Pitcher	Fishermen with Skills	Did I do that?	Hot 'n' Heavy
Gary Condit's M.O.	Bush's Advisors	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Play Dead
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Juicy Squirt	Valentine's Day Card Shopping	World War III
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's...Ugly	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...
Dictaphone	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary
Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Flour Patch	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Toy Cars And Breastices
Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son	What Men Need Most	Black and White and Red All Over
Jiggle	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	747 Full of Lawyers	Trapped Inside a Whale
Biting	Jenna and Barbara's Companion	Yo mama's So Ugly	Father to Blonde Daughter
Studious Redneck	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt