Major Crackage

Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport?

A: She was getting arrested for carrying 300lbs of crack in her pants.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's First	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Clinton's Protection	Blonde's Bad Day
Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Accident on the Golf Course	Whistle While You Twurk	Iraqi Funerals
Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Mommy, Mommy!	Yo mama is so dumb...
Technically and Reality?	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Rosebud	What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Gold Digger	The Ages of Man	The New 69
Blonde Goes to the Airport	President Hillary	Prison Carpenter	Add It Up: Relationship Guide
Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	Lesbians in a Canoe	Blonde's Vocabulary	Ultimate Rejection
Homeward Blonde	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Dikfer	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Oldest Couple Ever	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Playing Doctor
Yo Mama's So Stank	The Test	Osama's Ride	Yo mama's So Stupid
Pee On A Ferrari	Runny Noodle	Mirror, Mirror	Hulking Mass
Eternal Judgment	Yo mama's So Stupid	Shoot The Pig	Go Fish
Yo mama's So Stupid	Do it like mammals