Ear Condoms

Q. Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?

A. He didn't want to have hearing aids.

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One Good Deed	A Blonde Party	BlondeMotorWorks	Yo Mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	The Blonde and the Librarian	Poker... or Her...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...
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Red Ring	Sliding Doors	Visiting Grandma...	Monica's First Look
Man Catches Crocodile	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Instant-Win Airbags!	Yo mama's So Stupid
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Stone Surprise	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Hot 'n' Heavy	Redneck Baseball
It's A War-Like Country	Here, Piggy, Piggy	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Blonde...Bananas
Grandpa Gets Off	Jew Unit	Why God Created Man	Mama in a Tight Shirt
Fast Food for Rednecks	Modern Science	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Brain Cell
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