Sex Before Communion

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving communion?

He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Socks	Adam and Eve	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Baby Drink
Shoot The Pig	Playing Doctor	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball	Yo mama's So Old
Mozart Beyond the Grave	Redneck Ghost Story	Clinton's Boxers	THE DRUNK
Vetoed Valentine Promotions	Roman Warrior	Yo Mama's...Fat	Malcolm in the Puddle
Arkansas Toothbrush	Redneck Communion	Sliding Doors	Blonde Looking for a Job
Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Blond Restroom Attendant	Peanut In Your Ear	Surprise Package
Jane's Addiction	Yo mama's So Hairy	Perfumed Blonde	Backwoods High Tech
Yo mama's So Hairy	Brunette Shopping	Monica's Testimony	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick
Pickle Slicer	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Blondes and Brunettes
On The Job Training	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Flour Patch	Blonde...Infant Scale
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Blonde at the Appliance Store	Get On The Bus	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
I See You!	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish