Sex Before Communion

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving communion?

He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton Stew	Perfect Fit	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's...Stupid	Free Sex Contestants	Yo mama's So Stupid	Make-a-Wish Foundation
Holy Water	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Blonde on the Run	Yo mama's So Poor
Drivers' Ed	Bush Does a Favor	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Blonde With License
Yo Mama's So Hairy	What Has 100 Teeth?	You Might Be A Redneck	Keep It In Your Pants
The Fish-Eating Competition	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Where's the Blow Hole	Aliens Attack
Black and White and Red All Over	Yo Mama so Bald	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Playing Doctor
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Tag Team	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Hot 'n' Heavy
Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people	Don't Say This During Sex	Yo mama's Teeth	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Archeological Gag	Never Seen A Priest	Little Johnny is Number One
Blonde Horse Ranch	Q & A...Shower	Paraplegic	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	J.Lo and doorknobs	Authentic Grafitti	Blonde in a Round Room
Yo mama's so fat... runs	Bush got a coded message from Saddam