Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton after Coitus	Yo Mama... Shotgun	An Ugly Position	Current Administration
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Easy	Swinging Redneck	What's That, Tampon?
Yo mama's so fat...	Blonde in a Library	Birth Control	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary
American Divorce	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Legalese
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Two fraternity brothers...	Clinton Abortion Bill	Capitalism for Dummies
Yo Mama's So Dirty	Thee You In The Moth Pit	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Blonde Horse Sense
Easter Egg Hunt	A Blonde Party	Tasties in a Half Shell	The Govinator
In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Quotes About the French	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde and License Plates
Stupid Blonde	Clinton's Bookmarks	yo mama's hair...	Clear Blue Easy
Fooled You	Yo mama's...Fat	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Yo mama's...Fat
Lawyer Brains	Yo mama's...Plane	Catching Osama	Yo Mama's so fat... broke
The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Holiday	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Arctic Hooker
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Baking Blondes