Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo mama's So Old	Chilled Crabs	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Blonde Alumna	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Blondes Doing the Wave	That's tacky
Potato in the Pants	Shekshy Legsh	Tickle These, Elmo	Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Yo mama's So Poor	Ask The Doctor	Texan Poetry	Easter Blondies
Thank You For Flying With Us	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Yo mama's nasty!	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Blonde's Medical Exam	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Yo mama's so fat... shaves	Yo mama's...Fat
Redneck Theft	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Bus
And You're Not Even Drunk	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Redneck Marriage	Good for the Heart
Corpsalicious!	Definition of Agony	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Bamming in 'Bama
Texan Poetry	Redneck Truck	That's A Buncha Bull	Boo Hoo
Difference!	Yo mama's...Bus	Consulting Fun	Birth Control
Five Days of Christmas	Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru