Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Patient	Pickle Slicer	In The Navy	Wal-marks the spot
Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Blonde Who Has it All
Baby Mama	Invisible Carrots	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Oscar Meyer
Iraqi Funerals	Thee You In The Moth Pit	Yo mama's so ugly... kid	A Real Ball Buster
Higher Larnin'	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Yo Mama's So Stank	Yo Mama Laundromat
Yo Mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	Blonde...Bananas	Tasties in a Half Shell
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Gone Fishin'
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	You're Like A...	Porcupines	Monica's First Look
Homeward Blonde	Upside Down Blonde	Bad Lawyer	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun
Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes	The Redneck's Milk	Bull	Christmas In Heaven
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Yo mama's...Stupid	What's Your Poison?	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous
Life Saver	TiVo	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Icy Blonde
How Many Interns?	Code for Love