Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bin Laid	Goathead! Goathead!	Yo mama's...Fat	Arkansas Toothbrush
Door Hinge	Blonde Pooltable	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Blond Father
Hole in One	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Divine Flatulence	Yo mama's...Easy
P. Diddy on a Diet	Yo mama's So Poor	Martooni	Peanut In Your Ear
What would you do?	The Annual Check-Up	Round and Round It Goes	Hit TV Shows in Iraq
Alabama Farmer	I've Got Shingles	Jane's Addiction	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
The Naked Truth	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Stooooopid Mama	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Broomsticks	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Yo mama's...Ugly	Elephant and Man
The Redneck's Milk	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	HMO Executive	Thermos and Blonde
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Fascinating	Ghost story for tots
Psychology Class	The Last Southern Virgin	Blonde With Braces	Getting Weighed
Puzzling	Blonde Lesbian	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's...Skinny
Yo mama's So Stupid	I'll Give You...