The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Yo mama's...Fat	Bush BM	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	America has finally captured Saddam ...	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Whack Off
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?	Blonde & Turtle	Slippery Doorknob	Speaking Women-ese
Bedside Confession	Pa Won't Like It	High Stakes	Yo mama's so ugly... kid
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Adam's New Organs	Blonde Nurse	Politician Walking
Pop Goes The Blonde	Yo mama's... easy	Yo mama's So Hairy	The Dough Boyz
Porcupines	Hard Sleepin'	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...
Turtle Soup	One day a blonde went into a department ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Mouth Organ
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Don't Welsh On Me	Elevator Scene
Bubble Blowing Duckies	Shriveled Lovin'	Life Saver	Nun vs. Woman
Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women	A Few Good Men	Yo Mama's so hairy... armits	Redneck Honeymoon
Old People And Nastiness	Valentine Gift Test	Redneck Anthem	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit
Flour Patch	Al Gore's Piercings