Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Some Things You Just CAN'T	People Really Said These Things In Court	Your Parents Messed Up	Heavenly HMO
Sliding Doors	Exotic Male Dancer	Keep Warm	You So Ugly
Blonde Lightning Storm	The Poopie List	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Condom
Chuckie Cheese Please	Flies on Poo	Yo mama's So Stupid	Hot 'n' Heavy
Captured Blonde	The Blonde Fox	Retired Marine	Scratch Those Thangs
Doctor Demented	Redneck on the Roof	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	You Might Be A Redneck
The Wet and the Blonde	Yo mama's So Nasty	Cartwheeling for Cash	Stumbling and Mumbling
Yo mama's So Ugly	Ask The Doctor	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Joining the Colony
Yo mama's So Ugly	Osama's Ride	F. Lee Bailey Love	72?
Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Fast Food	Blonde Rows of Corn	Lesbian Harem
A Road Trip to Yo Mama	You Might Be A Redneck...	Lunch time	Bear in Bar
Stoplight	Yo mama sooooo dumb	Blonde State of Mind	Blonde Lightning Storm
Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases	The Eternal Optimist