David Beckham

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Year	Justice Prevailed	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus
Stinkin' Proof	Abstinence	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Blonde and the Librarian
A Prayer Before Dying	Made in Canada	Blondes Doing the Wave	Yo mama's so Fat
Blonde Lightning Storm	Twelve Inch Pianist	Redneck Communion	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh
Gold Digger	Multi-Balls	Redneck Fly-swatter	Bull
Lightbulb... Rednecks	Horse Tears	Modern Science	Yo mama's so stupid...
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck College Grad	Blonde's Vocabulary
Moms and Their Snooping	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Redneck Shopper	Grandma's Birthday
Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo Mama's So Old	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Blonde...Bananas	This Joke is Bananas!	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo mama's...ugly
Jesus and Moses	Blonde Horse Ranch	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place	Two Men and A Refrigerator
Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Bush is a Puppet?	Hungry Blonde
Blondes in a Box	Bob Dole's Band