Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Poor	Blonde Shower	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Yo mama's So Stupid
Executive Decision	What a Gasser	New Version of Playboy	Pickle in the Pants
Adult Swim	Jingle Balls	Yo mama's Teeth	I'll Give You...
It Ain't Margarita	Yo mama's So Flat	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Inventions
Early Stages of Viagra Development	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Heavy Sack	Night Of The Living Dead
Yo mama's So Old	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Blonde in a Tree	Kleenex
Little Leprechaun?	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Name Tag
Pothead Shopper	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Smokin' Dope
Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Blonde Girlfriend	Man Of The House	Yo mama's...Stupid
Clinton's Bookmarks	Brain Cell	69	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde With Braces	Trade Talks	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Yo Mama's So Small
Ed Zachery Disease	Pickle Slicer	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Old