Deaf and Dumb Kid

What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Doe a Deer	There She Blows	Clinton Stew	Yo mama's...Fat
Tank Girl	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	A Mall Order
Bin Laid	Frenchman Walks into a Bar	Jokes On You, Teacher	Squirrel Kickin' Back
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo mama's So Stupid	Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her
Big Testicles	Bad Lawyer	Stuffing	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
Blonde Braincells	Helisoft	M&M's	Me, I want a hoola hoop
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde lumberjack	Hands and Knees
Redneck Hitchiker	Chair Man of the Board	Beans & Onions: Delicious	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
The Jewish Vote	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Vaseline Knob	Monica and Bob Dole
What do u do if a blond...	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Clinton's Lingerie	The Gynecologist's Glasses
Yo mama's...Poor	A Fashion Sense	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Technically and Reality?	Say What Again?	Dead Mama	Hail To The...No, Wait
Midgets Rock Las Vegas	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt