Yo mama's so fat... beeper

Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	XXX Blondes	Leggy Blonde	Grandpa Gets Off
Tiff With Riley	White House Visitors	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	First Day Out
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Constipation
Yo mama's...Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde and Dictionary
Redneck Grocrey	Inventions	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde and Tracks
Joke Written By and For Retards	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Old People And Nastiness
Yo mama just gets dumber...	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Deep In The Fourth Quarter
David Beckham Redux	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Shipwrecked	Yo mama's...Stupid
Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Pothead Shopper	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	I See You!
JFKaput	Le Stinkers	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Honeymoon
Not So Saved by the Bell	Abstinence	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Cow with No Legs
Soyburger vs dildo	It's Like Voltron	Out of T.P.	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World
Inventions	Getting Old