What's Black?

Q: What's black and sits on the roof?

A: A paraplegic after a house fire.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Monica's Deposition	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Yo mama's So Poor	Okie Jokie
Sneezy	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	The Teacher's Gift	Osama's Covered Wagon
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Satisfaction	The Great Crab Escape	Blonde Nurse
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Perry Coma	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Frosty
Better Luck Next Time	That's A Buncha Bull	Hard Sleepin'	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Blonde's Tricycle	The Hired Help	Southern Foreplay	Clinton's Bookmarks
Horny Old Ladies	What a Gasser	Burger King	She's So Blonde
There were two blondes at the park...	Can't Take You Anywhere	A Mall Order	Saran Wrap
Father and Son	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Osama is Dead	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
Bad reception	Lightning Blonde	Dumb Crooks Roundup	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface
Blondes at a Drive-In	Blond Restroom Attendant	Reverend	Blonde with Half a Brain
Elmo's Redesign	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Defense Lawyer's Good News	Blonde Ambition
West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass