Pound for Pound

Q: What makes five pounds of fat look really good?

A: Nipples

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Office English Dictionary	Deadbeat in a Bar
Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Brown and Serve	Fishing for a Week	Blonde on Fire
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Old	A Letter To Tide
Gum	Half-Brainiac	Lawyers Off Bridge...	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
Monday Night Osama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Sliding Doors
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Grandma's Birthday	The Blonde Hostess
Why God Created Man	Yo mama's so ugly	Iraqi Law	Texan Poetry
Pay-Per-Blonde	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	What's the difference between a blonde...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	White, Slimy, & Horny	Runny Noodle	Blonde...Passenger
kk: Hey have you ever seen a beach whale? ...	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Genie-wine	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Comfortable
Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	One Drunken Night	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	You Might Be A Redneck...Senior Year
Lesbian Talk	You mama's so stupid... tripped