Ear Condoms

Q. Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?

A. He didn't want to have hearing aids.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton Stew	Coming to America	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	Kleenex
Blonde's Vocabulary	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Yo Mama's...Old	Two Sperm
Rosebud	Yo mama's So Ugly	Tennis Balls	Drivers' Ed
You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's...fat	Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD	Tickle Me Dirty Politics
A Hole in the Head	Yo Mama's So Fat... Airport	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Yo mama's so fat... runs	A Daring New Position	Blonde Brushing Hair
Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Mexican or Mexican't	Marriage Requirments	Chin nuts
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	What's That, Tampon?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies
Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Pre-Nuptial Agreements
Dentist	Fat Chance	Land Of Milk And Honey	Baby Mama
Redneck Porch	Yo Mama's Teeth	Gross Siamese Tongue	It's What's For Dinner
Gum	Curly Sue	I Don't Like My Brother	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
Government Tactics	Mom's Sponge