Lawyers vs Prostitutes

How are lawyers like whores?

They both get paid to screw people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skittles	Saddam's Bumperstickers	5 presidents are on a plane	Yo mama's So Fat
My First Time	Christmas in West Virginia	Clear Blue Easy	Seven Dwarves On A Bus
Blond Father	Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo mama's So Fat	Michael Jackson and Casper
Canni Ball!	Redneck's Last Words	In a murder trial...	Yo mama's So Poor
Still Together	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Leper Stew	After the Honeymoon...
Free Sex Contestants	Yo mama's...Old	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Doctor Demented
A Daring New Position	Rope a Dope	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Bed Football
Genital Mutilation is Funny	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Soapy Sales
Yo Mama's Underwear	Here, Piggy, Piggy	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Hands and Knees
Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Hard Drive	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Redneck Wedding
America has finally captured Saddam ...	You Big Tomato	Boo Hoo	Two blondes are walking down a road...
Chew on this	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Bow-Legged Cowgirls	The Engineer's Love Life
Ark-N-Saw	Bus Stop Blondes